Looks like he got ahold of our bank account balance.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Just a thought for all of those delusional candidates running in the upcoming elections
mmmmkay Mother Theresas of PIDSSA - we will not solve the world hunger crisis within our mandate and the 75 cents we get per POL student (not even DVM) barely covers the cost of pens for Model Parliament. People get discouraged, stop showing up to meetings -- stop showing up to anything -- and then talks of impeachment run rampant.
Looks like he got ahold of our bank account balance.
Looks like he got ahold of our bank account balance.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Things Kyle Likes
Welcome to Things Kyle Likes. Not to be confused with Things Kyle Lies, which I believe could become the next Oxford Encyclopedia.
Kyle is a dear friend of mine. He's been active in student politics, we all know him, we all love him.
Kyle is one of those figures that define a century; much like Michael Jackson, he engages people with his rhetoric and even though he gets older, they stay the same age.
Time to throw caution to the wind, just like that time you threw an ice block at my face. Oh wait, that was Friday. Nevertheless, let us roast him like a marshmallow over a designer fireplace.
Playing Hookey
Kyle has been in approximately four of my classes since the beginning of University. However, it's safe to say that the amount of times I've seen him in class is equivalent to the amount of times I've seen him give money to homeless people. Greg has noted that he has seen Kyle throw out money, so the proof is in the extra-smooth, vanilla bean, with whipped cream-sprinkle pudding. He has somehow coasted through every course without going to class; and for this I commend you, Kyle, for keeping it classy. Three snaps for you.
Giggling
It is scientifically proven that the bigger you are, the more likely you are to giggle like a school girl because of the lack of oxygen that gets to your brain. And, let me tell you ladies, he's big where it counts....his heart. He mainly giggles when watching his favourite television shows and movies; most notably Desperate Housewives and the Bachelor, and Maid of Honour and The House Bunny.
The Kitchen.
It is safe to assume that Kyle only does one thing in the kitchen. Clean the stove. On a weekly basis, you can hear an echoe in Desmarais. Usually, that echoe is him complaining about how dirty his kitchen is, and how he needs to clean his stove. Which is a strange phenomenon, considering he never cooks. However, he has made me baked goods on two occasions. May it be noted that we were promised nine dozen cookies, and were brought one dozen baked cookies and five boxes of dad's 'oatmeal' and oreos. You can bet your bottom dollar that this man appreciates his cream filling. They can even be stacked in cylindrical formats for hours of fun.
Shout-outs to Paul Webber, Kyle's Lawyer, who will be taking care of me upon him reading this.
If you do not hear from me, I have been shanked and all of my personal possessions, including this blog, shall be inherited by Ethan Plato.
Kyle is a dear friend of mine. He's been active in student politics, we all know him, we all love him.
Kyle is one of those figures that define a century; much like Michael Jackson, he engages people with his rhetoric and even though he gets older, they stay the same age.
Time to throw caution to the wind, just like that time you threw an ice block at my face. Oh wait, that was Friday. Nevertheless, let us roast him like a marshmallow over a designer fireplace.
Playing Hookey
Kyle has been in approximately four of my classes since the beginning of University. However, it's safe to say that the amount of times I've seen him in class is equivalent to the amount of times I've seen him give money to homeless people. Greg has noted that he has seen Kyle throw out money, so the proof is in the extra-smooth, vanilla bean, with whipped cream-sprinkle pudding. He has somehow coasted through every course without going to class; and for this I commend you, Kyle, for keeping it classy. Three snaps for you.
Giggling
It is scientifically proven that the bigger you are, the more likely you are to giggle like a school girl because of the lack of oxygen that gets to your brain. And, let me tell you ladies, he's big where it counts....his heart. He mainly giggles when watching his favourite television shows and movies; most notably Desperate Housewives and the Bachelor, and Maid of Honour and The House Bunny.
The Kitchen.
It is safe to assume that Kyle only does one thing in the kitchen. Clean the stove. On a weekly basis, you can hear an echoe in Desmarais. Usually, that echoe is him complaining about how dirty his kitchen is, and how he needs to clean his stove. Which is a strange phenomenon, considering he never cooks. However, he has made me baked goods on two occasions. May it be noted that we were promised nine dozen cookies, and were brought one dozen baked cookies and five boxes of dad's 'oatmeal' and oreos. You can bet your bottom dollar that this man appreciates his cream filling. They can even be stacked in cylindrical formats for hours of fun.
Shout-outs to Paul Webber, Kyle's Lawyer, who will be taking care of me upon him reading this.
If you do not hear from me, I have been shanked and all of my personal possessions, including this blog, shall be inherited by Ethan Plato.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Free Shots
Last Caturday, during our staple event of the year (Model Parliament) some of the members of the Ultra-Nationalist Party decided to make a pact. A pact that would forever shape our friendships and lives until the day we die.
Get Greg wasted.
Jack Daniels made a brief appearance at the Chateau Laurier, and Greg greeted him with open arms, exclaiming "no, no, no, no, NO, NO NOOOO, Oh dear. Fine"
Later on in the evening, he was spotted doing mating calls to the local alley cats somewhere on Blackburn Ave. True story.
I wanna make love right meow, meow, meow
Get Greg wasted.
Jack Daniels made a brief appearance at the Chateau Laurier, and Greg greeted him with open arms, exclaiming "no, no, no, no, NO, NO NOOOO, Oh dear. Fine"
Later on in the evening, he was spotted doing mating calls to the local alley cats somewhere on Blackburn Ave. True story.
I wanna make love right meow, meow, meow
Friday, December 11, 2009
Fickle Fridays!
Friday posts will be entitled "Fickle Fridays" meaning things greg dislikes.
Greg hates when you put the tard in tardiness. Just today, this was exemplified whilst waiting for KS to pick us up.
Here is a picture to prove Greg's dissatisfaction.
"Oh dear."
Greg hates when you put the tard in tardiness. Just today, this was exemplified whilst waiting for KS to pick us up.
Here is a picture to prove Greg's dissatisfaction.
"Oh dear."
Leaving his facebook on.
Greg has been in approximately four facebook marriages over the last three months.
He also became a fan of menstrual cycles.
And he even changed his haircut to 'balding obese man' re:below
all because he leaves his facebook on in the office.
He also became a fan of menstrual cycles.
And he even changed his haircut to 'balding obese man' re:below
all because he leaves his facebook on in the office.
Wal-Mart.
I am uncertain if I know of anything specifically Greg Smith has bought at Wal-Mart.
Rest assured, I can promise you he has a new found love for the people who shop there.
Besides bejeweled, I will argue that he wastes his majority of time online at this site.
www.peopleofwalmart.com
and see, I've managed to combine one of his other faves in this photograph from the site itself.
Rest assured, I can promise you he has a new found love for the people who shop there.
Besides bejeweled, I will argue that he wastes his majority of time online at this site.
www.peopleofwalmart.com
and see, I've managed to combine one of his other faves in this photograph from the site itself.
Bureaucracy... etc.
He knows the rules. He knows them well.
Greg is a master debater. He can argue his way out of a pancake.
It is here that we salute you, for the fountain of knowledge you have become.
He has lived through five versions of our constitutions, an abundance of general assemblies, and many-a-model parliament. The knows a thing or two about how shit gets done, and how to getith us there.
Greg is a master debater. He can argue his way out of a pancake.
It is here that we salute you, for the fountain of knowledge you have become.
He has lived through five versions of our constitutions, an abundance of general assemblies, and many-a-model parliament. The knows a thing or two about how shit gets done, and how to getith us there.
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