Fickle Fridays!

Friday posts will be entitled "Fickle Fridays" meaning things greg dislikes.

Greg hates when you put the tard in tardiness. Just today, this was exemplified whilst waiting for KS to pick us up.

Here is a picture to prove Greg's dissatisfaction.

"Oh dear."

Leaving his facebook on.

Greg has been in approximately four facebook marriages over the last three months.
He also became a fan of menstrual cycles.
And he even changed his haircut to 'balding obese man' re:below

all because he leaves his facebook on in the office.

Wal-Mart.

I am uncertain if I know of anything specifically Greg Smith has bought at Wal-Mart.
Rest assured, I can promise you he has a new found love for the people who shop there.
Besides bejeweled, I will argue that he wastes his majority of time online at this site.

www.peopleofwalmart.com

and see, I've managed to combine one of his other faves in this photograph from the site itself.

Bureaucracy... etc.

He knows the rules. He knows them well.
Greg is a master debater. He can argue his way out of a pancake.
It is here that we salute you, for the fountain of knowledge you have become.
He has lived through five versions of our constitutions, an abundance of general assemblies, and many-a-model parliament. The knows a thing or two about how shit gets done, and how to getith us there.

Eggnog

Greg is festivus for the rest of us.
He enjoys most things that are XXX-mas rated.
Holiday Sweater? Check. Argyle Socks? You bet. Christmas tune-age? Definitely.
Eggnog? The fact that it's a creamy, thick and white liquid does not deter this man.

However, may it be noted that he remains jolly all year round.

Charts and Graphs.

No one does graphing like Gregory Smith does.
He is 'well-equipped' for any challenge. This includes, but is not limited to:
Budgets,
Progress reports,
Program Reviews,
Online excel sheets,
Pie Charts.

Heavy-Duty Coffee Makers

Coffee makers are essential to Greg's well-being.
But only if they can make 20 cups at a time.
And only if they are combined with coffee-mate.

you can be my coffee-mate any time, Greg.

Age-appropriate sexual encounters

Greg is old.

So Ethan bought him a book entitled "Sex for Seniors" for christmas.
Although most of the positions included canes and walkers, that's only half the fun! It can also be challenging to find specific womanly parts because of all the excess skin; but you can always make a game of it with added incentives.

A website encourages extra lubricant for dryness and viagra for erectile dysfunction.

****note***** sex with seniors should not occur past 6 pm as most of them are asleep by that hour.

Bejeweled?

Someone has a secret talent.
Bejeweled all-star much?
Don't ever challenge Greg to a match unless you're prepared to lose. He is often training in PIDSSA meetings and office hours. If you stop by at the right time, maybe he'll give you one-on-one coaching ;)


sexcellent.

Androdynous M words.

Murses.

Definition - a man purse. Greg is often seen with his black murse in the office and in between classes.
"I do NOT have a murse. It is called a messenger bag. However, a murse doesn't seem like a bad idea. Afterall, they're for the man on the go" - Greg Smith






















Moobs
definition - male breasts. Greg does not have moobs, but it is still debatable whether or not he secretly fantasizes about them.












Manginas

definition - self explanatory.
Ever since that night at Royal Oak, there was not a week which passed that manginas were not a topic of discussions. Not to assume that Greg HAS a mangina, but he does do a mean mangina waddle.

Trains

Greg is all class, all ass. How do you think he picks up cougars?
Two words my friends: Via One.
It is here Greg gets his choice of dinner; a nice, relaxing ride home; and lots of wine.
Lots of wine = lots of cougars.
Did I mention that Greg also likes Barbra Striesand?

Cats

although Greg has never had a cat; he likes cats.

"I like cats because they're so dynamic" - Greg Smith.
We're going to be friends fuuuuurrrever.