Saturday, July 24, 2010
Sneak Peek: Reasons to date someone in PIDSSA
A sneak peek on what to expect from my hand book. The tough part about this is that there are numerous 'reasons to date (blank)' online -- none which are politically whore-riented. Now I can politically whore myself out to the greater part of my student body.
1. We love our caucus
2. We learn about Dick and Bush foreign policy
3. We give new meaning to social ‘movements’
4. We are good with our invisible hands
5. We can get fiscal
6. We are experts at lying…down
7. Party whip. Enough said.
8. We are known for our riding
9. We know how to stimulus any package
10. It doesn’t matter where you fall on the spectrum -- we always divide and conquer.
11. We understand cleavages in all regions.
... I didn't say it would be good cleavages. Looks like this motorboat has capsized.
1. We love our caucus
2. We learn about Dick and Bush foreign policy
3. We give new meaning to social ‘movements’
4. We are good with our invisible hands
5. We can get fiscal
6. We are experts at lying…down
7. Party whip. Enough said.
8. We are known for our riding
9. We know how to stimulus any package
10. It doesn’t matter where you fall on the spectrum -- we always divide and conquer.
11. We understand cleavages in all regions.
... I didn't say it would be good cleavages. Looks like this motorboat has capsized.
Back in Business
Oh herro everyone,
As many of you may know, my favourite person in the world, Greg Buck Smith has officially graduated the University of Ottawa in Political Science with a minor in Criminology and sassiness.
Therefore, I've had nothing to write about.
As many of you may know, my favourite person in the world, Greg Buck Smith has officially graduated the University of Ottawa in Political Science with a minor in Criminology and sassiness.
Therefore, I've had nothing to write about.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Support My Conquests
I invite you all to support my conquest to become...
PIDSSA's Director of Activism!!!!!!
Describe any unique abilities you bring to this position?
I can go without bathing (essential for this position), I love Che Guevara and Rage against the Machine. I know how to cook vegan meals as well as cook using my anarchist cookbook. My hands are generally in fist format and I like breaking shit -- especially the system. I believe in rights; human rights, animal rights, vegetable rights. But definitely not THE right. I bleed hummus and use pita as my band-aids.
Fact: Iarusso has just applied against me.
Her experience:
I work for a Conservative Party of Canada MP. I know how to get things done. Solving Canada's unemployment "crisis" is not an issue.
Settling myths about global warming, women's rights issues, and ensuring freedom of speech (ie. letting Ann Coulter speak) remain priorities.
Universities are liberal institutions, and must remain that way.
As Greg Smith would say: Fur Real?
I guess there's only one way to settle this debacle.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Just a thought for all of those delusional candidates running in the upcoming elections
mmmmkay Mother Theresas of PIDSSA - we will not solve the world hunger crisis within our mandate and the 75 cents we get per POL student (not even DVM) barely covers the cost of pens for Model Parliament. People get discouraged, stop showing up to meetings -- stop showing up to anything -- and then talks of impeachment run rampant.
Looks like he got ahold of our bank account balance.
Looks like he got ahold of our bank account balance.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Things Kyle Likes
Welcome to Things Kyle Likes. Not to be confused with Things Kyle Lies, which I believe could become the next Oxford Encyclopedia.
Kyle is a dear friend of mine. He's been active in student politics, we all know him, we all love him.
Kyle is one of those figures that define a century; much like Michael Jackson, he engages people with his rhetoric and even though he gets older, they stay the same age.
Time to throw caution to the wind, just like that time you threw an ice block at my face. Oh wait, that was Friday. Nevertheless, let us roast him like a marshmallow over a designer fireplace.
Playing Hookey
Kyle has been in approximately four of my classes since the beginning of University. However, it's safe to say that the amount of times I've seen him in class is equivalent to the amount of times I've seen him give money to homeless people. Greg has noted that he has seen Kyle throw out money, so the proof is in the extra-smooth, vanilla bean, with whipped cream-sprinkle pudding. He has somehow coasted through every course without going to class; and for this I commend you, Kyle, for keeping it classy. Three snaps for you.
Giggling
It is scientifically proven that the bigger you are, the more likely you are to giggle like a school girl because of the lack of oxygen that gets to your brain. And, let me tell you ladies, he's big where it counts....his heart. He mainly giggles when watching his favourite television shows and movies; most notably Desperate Housewives and the Bachelor, and Maid of Honour and The House Bunny.
The Kitchen.
It is safe to assume that Kyle only does one thing in the kitchen. Clean the stove. On a weekly basis, you can hear an echoe in Desmarais. Usually, that echoe is him complaining about how dirty his kitchen is, and how he needs to clean his stove. Which is a strange phenomenon, considering he never cooks. However, he has made me baked goods on two occasions. May it be noted that we were promised nine dozen cookies, and were brought one dozen baked cookies and five boxes of dad's 'oatmeal' and oreos. You can bet your bottom dollar that this man appreciates his cream filling. They can even be stacked in cylindrical formats for hours of fun.
Shout-outs to Paul Webber, Kyle's Lawyer, who will be taking care of me upon him reading this.
If you do not hear from me, I have been shanked and all of my personal possessions, including this blog, shall be inherited by Ethan Plato.
Kyle is a dear friend of mine. He's been active in student politics, we all know him, we all love him.
Kyle is one of those figures that define a century; much like Michael Jackson, he engages people with his rhetoric and even though he gets older, they stay the same age.
Time to throw caution to the wind, just like that time you threw an ice block at my face. Oh wait, that was Friday. Nevertheless, let us roast him like a marshmallow over a designer fireplace.
Playing Hookey
Kyle has been in approximately four of my classes since the beginning of University. However, it's safe to say that the amount of times I've seen him in class is equivalent to the amount of times I've seen him give money to homeless people. Greg has noted that he has seen Kyle throw out money, so the proof is in the extra-smooth, vanilla bean, with whipped cream-sprinkle pudding. He has somehow coasted through every course without going to class; and for this I commend you, Kyle, for keeping it classy. Three snaps for you.
Giggling
It is scientifically proven that the bigger you are, the more likely you are to giggle like a school girl because of the lack of oxygen that gets to your brain. And, let me tell you ladies, he's big where it counts....his heart. He mainly giggles when watching his favourite television shows and movies; most notably Desperate Housewives and the Bachelor, and Maid of Honour and The House Bunny.
The Kitchen.
It is safe to assume that Kyle only does one thing in the kitchen. Clean the stove. On a weekly basis, you can hear an echoe in Desmarais. Usually, that echoe is him complaining about how dirty his kitchen is, and how he needs to clean his stove. Which is a strange phenomenon, considering he never cooks. However, he has made me baked goods on two occasions. May it be noted that we were promised nine dozen cookies, and were brought one dozen baked cookies and five boxes of dad's 'oatmeal' and oreos. You can bet your bottom dollar that this man appreciates his cream filling. They can even be stacked in cylindrical formats for hours of fun.
Shout-outs to Paul Webber, Kyle's Lawyer, who will be taking care of me upon him reading this.
If you do not hear from me, I have been shanked and all of my personal possessions, including this blog, shall be inherited by Ethan Plato.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Free Shots
Last Caturday, during our staple event of the year (Model Parliament) some of the members of the Ultra-Nationalist Party decided to make a pact. A pact that would forever shape our friendships and lives until the day we die.
Get Greg wasted.
Jack Daniels made a brief appearance at the Chateau Laurier, and Greg greeted him with open arms, exclaiming "no, no, no, no, NO, NO NOOOO, Oh dear. Fine"
Later on in the evening, he was spotted doing mating calls to the local alley cats somewhere on Blackburn Ave. True story.
I wanna make love right meow, meow, meow
Get Greg wasted.
Jack Daniels made a brief appearance at the Chateau Laurier, and Greg greeted him with open arms, exclaiming "no, no, no, no, NO, NO NOOOO, Oh dear. Fine"
Later on in the evening, he was spotted doing mating calls to the local alley cats somewhere on Blackburn Ave. True story.
I wanna make love right meow, meow, meow
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